actually it would be very fun to introduce someone to the internet…
“ok, promise me that you won’t get traumatized. no, seriously, promise me. ok. first of all, you like corgis, cats and sloths? good”
David Edelstein on the cast of J.J. Abrams’ new Star Trek Into Darkness:
The movie doesn’t hold up to post-viewing scrutiny — which matters if you want to see it again. But I found it so much fun to see its variations on an old theme that I found myself having a good time. I surrendered to the bombardment. The new cast is still disconcerting. By the end of the original Trek, the actors were a collection of paunches and hairpieces; these guys are so trim and tender-skinned, they’re like the Baby Looney Tunes.